Rejected GitHub Profile Achievements ๐Ÿ˜ต

July 6, 2023 ยท View on GitHub

A collection listing Achievements that were rejected when creating the GitHub Profile Achievements feature.

This repository attempts to list them all.

Rejected Achievements

TitleBadge (prototype)Earned by
Vital ContributorVital Contributor BadgeOver 100 issue comments consisting of just "+1" or a thumbs up emoji.
Sith LordSith Lord BadgeWipe out someone else's commits by force pushing to the main branch.
ProcrastinatorProcrastinator BadgeCreated a repository with a single "init" commit with just a README.md. Then never touch it for 5 years.
Secret SantaSecret Santa BadgeAccidentally commit a secret API key in a public repository.
Monkey WrenchMonkey Wrench BadgeMake a commit directly to the main branch that breaks the build process.
This is FineThis is Fine BadgeOver 1,000 open issues on public repositories you own.
ArboristArborist BadgeMaintain a repository that has at least 150 branches merged but never deleted (keep them around just in case).
Tee HeeTee Hee BadgeIn a single "minor cleanup" commit to the main branch, change every line of every file in the repository so that all open Pull Requests are unmergeable.
Patient SkeletonPatient Skeleton BadgeSubmit a pull request to a public repository that fixes it, but its been open for at least 2 years.
2 FU2 FU BadgeIt's 2023 and you've never enabled 2FA.
Speed ReaderSpeed Reader BadgeReview and approve a pull request that contains over 10,000 lines of code in under 15 seconds.
It's Bad LuckIt's Bad Luck BadgeMerge a commit on a Friday and deploy it with GitHub Actions, then rollback the commit on the weekend.
Works On My MachineWorks On My Machine BadgeSuggest user error in at least 10 issue threads without attempting to reproduce end-user runtime environments.
Log ThisLog This BadgeHave Log4j2 version 2.0-2.17 as a dependency in your project
Author's Note
This is a joke! PRs welcome
Inspired by Schweinepriester/github-profile-achievements
Badges hacked together from the fine art at OpenMoji