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User, KickAssSystem

I wrote this code after seeing the windows code for the 50 thousandth time. If this was not original of me, i apologize. It is original code tho.

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Hate for Windows

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By	drach
Level	Beginner
User Rating	2.9 (40 globes from 14 users)
Compatibility	C, C++ (general)
Category	Miscellaneous
World	C / C++
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Source Code

#include <iostream.h>
#Include <TextMsgs.h>
#include <No_drvrs.h>
#define MINS = 1
#Define WEEKS = 7
void main()
{
 If !(Linux,Installed==True)
  {
   cout<<"What took so long?";
   Wipe(windows_partitions_all);
   Wait(MINS);
   While !(is_bloated)
   {
     Install_full_load(RedHat);
     bloat();
     Install_full_load(KDE);
     Install_full_load(Gnome);
     Install_full_load(Apache);
   }
   cout<<"Happy Now?";
   cin>>"Yes, of course.";
  }
  Reboot();
  Send_msg_to_redmond("Nah nah nah nah nahnah");
  Tongue.Stick_Out_@_Bill();
  Linus.tip(*$$);
  Wait(WEEKS);
  cout<<"Isn't there a new distribution available?";
}