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Description

The code that makes Windows 98 tik.. ;)

More Info

Any Intel PC

Think before you install this.. ;)

Lots of junk

Plenty

Submitted On
By	Riaan Aspeling
Level	Unknown
User Rating	3.0 (36 globes from 12 users)
Compatibility	VB 3.0, VB 4.0 (16-bit), VB 4.0 (32-bit), VB 5.0, VB 6.0, VB Script, ASP (Active Server Pages)
Category	Jokes/ Humor
World	Visual Basic
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Source Code

/*
               TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
               Project: Chicago(tm)
               Projected release-date: Summer 1994
               */
               #include "win31.h"
               #include "win95.h"
               #include "evenmore.h"
               #include "oldstuff.h"
               #include "billrulz.h"
               #define INSTALL = HARD
               char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
               void main()
               {
               while(!CRASHED)
               {
               display_copyright_message();
               display_bill_rules_message();
               do_nothing_loop();
               if (first_time_installation)
               {
               make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
               do_nothing_loop();
               totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
               search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
               hang_system();
               }
               write_something(anything);
               display_copyright_message();
               do_nothing_loop();
               do_some_stuff();
               if (still_not_crashed)
               {
               display_copyright_message();
               do_nothing_loop();
               basically_run_windows_3.1();
               do_nothing_loop();
               do_nothing_loop();
               }
               }
               if (detect_cache())
               disable_cache();
               if (fast_cpu())
               {
               set_wait_states(lots);
               set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
               set_mouse(action, jumpy);
               set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
               }
               /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
               /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
               printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
               if (system_ok())
               crash(to_dos_prompt);
               else
               system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
               while(something)
               {
               sleep(5);
               get_user_input();
               sleep(5);
               act_on_user_input();
               sleep(5);
               }
               create_general_protection_fault();