Novelty Text Editor

Rewrite text in deliberately ridiculous styles. Nine no-config skills for stylistic mischief — Shakespearean monologues, medieval decrees, biblical archaisms, infomercial copy, platitude-stuffed corporate-speak, pseudobot glitches, chaos-case, and length transforms (elongate / truncate).

Substrate prompts (shakespeare, pseudobot, platitude) are vendored from the Text-Transformation-Prompt-Library.

Skills

Skill	What it does
to-shakespeare	Renaissance / Shakespearean voice with "thee", "thou", "verily" flourishes.
to-archaic	Generic archaic English — biblical / King James cadence.
to-medieval	Feudal / chivalric / scribal — lords, fiefs, decrees.
to-chaos-case	rEwRiTe TeXt In ChAoS CaSe (alternating or random). Pure code, no LLM.
to-pseudobot	Make text feel like it was generated by a glitching auto-responder.
to-platitude-stuffed	Lard with empty corporate platitudes and feel-good filler.
to-over-salesy	Convert into shameless infomercial copy with manufactured urgency.
elongate	Pad to N× length without adding new information.
truncate	Aggressively compress while preserving meaning.

Installation

# Always available (user scope)
claude plugins install novelty-text-editor@danielrosehill

# Or per-project (run from inside the project's repo)
claude plugins install novelty-text-editor@danielrosehill --scope project

Usage

Invoke any skill by name and pass the source text inline, from clipboard, or via a file path. Most skills accept an intensity (or equivalent) argument: light / medium / heavy.

Use to-shakespeare on this paragraph: "..."
Apply to-medieval (heavy) to clipboard
Run truncate --target 100 on /path/to/draft.md

Honesty note

These transforms are for comedy, drafting variants, and creative writing. Don't use to-pseudobot or to-over-salesy to deceive anyone in a way that causes harm.

License

MIT — Daniel Rosehill.